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George Carlin's Views on Aging

      Do you realize that the only time in our lives
when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're
less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging
that you think in fractions.


      "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're
never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half,
going on five!   That's the key.


      You get into your teens, now they can't hold you
back.  You jump to the next number, or even a few
ahead.  "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could
be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!


      And then the greatest day of your life . . . you
become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . .
YOU BECOME 21.  YESSSS!!!


      But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened
there? Makes you sound like bad milk.  He TURNED; we
had to throw him out.  There's no fun now, you're just
a sour-dumpling. What's wrong?  What's changed?


      You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING
40.   Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.
Before you know it, you REACH 50 . ... and your dreams
are gone.


      But wait!!!  You MAKE it to 60.  You didn't
think you would!  So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40,
REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.


      You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete
cycle; you HIT lunch; you

TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.  And it doesn't end
there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was
JUST 92."


      Then a strange thing happens. If you make it
over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a
half!"


      May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!


      HOW TO STAY YOUNG

        1.. Throw out nonessential numbers. This
includes age, weight and height.  Let the doctors worry
about them. That is why you pay them.

        2.. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches
pull you down.

        3.. Keep learning. Learn more about the
computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the
brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

        4.. Enjoy the simple things.

        5.. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until
you gasp for breath.

        6.. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move
on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is
ourselves.  Be ALIVE while you are alive.

        7.. Surround yourself with what you love,
Whether it's  family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants,
hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge 

        8.. Cherish your health: If it is good,
preserve it. If it is  unstable, improve it. If it is
beyond what you can improve, get help.

        9.. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the
mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but
NOT to where the guilt is.

        10.. Tell the people you love that you love
them, at  every opportunity.



      AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:


      Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

      And if you don't send this to at least 8 people
- who cares?

      But do share this with someone. We all need to
live life to its fullest each day.