Men

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You
shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be
able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little
to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they
never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are
the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert
for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't
 ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested
in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.