Are They Male Or Female?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but
you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere
you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's
the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and
retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female! Ha! You thought we'd say male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying.